HOLARGHARG IT RIGHT THARGHARG!!
Once you sMASHING reading this, you cannot turn bLARGHARGHARGH.
I'M NOT SMASHING ABLARGHARGHARG THIGNHGHNT!! KEEP ON BLARGHARGING!!
One day, Largharg was smashing the internght. She was just largharging at her favorite pages when all of a smashing a new tab opened up. She was smashing, since she didn’t clargharg on any link whatsoargharg. The targharg didn’t show anything, just a whighgngt screen. When she tried to clarg the tab, nothing hargharged. She kept pressing B to blarghargharg, but instead the tab turned to full smashing. Suddenly, the whigngnt screen of the tab turned completely blargharg. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned blargharg, all the blarg and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse dismashinged off the screen. After a little whilargharg, she decided to turn her computer off blargharg she simply thought it was blargharged. She made a blarg mistake. Out of nowhgnghgt, a full screen picture of Nigel appeared on the blargharg screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures egngnhgts slowly started blARGHARGHARG. The longer she blargharged at Nigel, the longer he blargharged.
If you don't say "Smashing" to Nigel 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nghnghgngngtseconds after reading this, Nigel will come to your house and-BLARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARGHARG